Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Media *Hearts* McCain



Why does the media love this man so much? He has received ZERO questions about his constant flip-flopping on foreign policy, the economy and torture. In addition to this no one has brought up McCain's crazy pastor Hagee and his hatred towards pretty much everyone who isn't Evangelical. Obama can't fart with someone catching a whiff, and this guy may be bat shit crazy and it receives no attention from the MSM.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Roger, Roger, why do you persecute me?

With the lucky 13th pick, the Carolina Panthers selected Jonathan Stewart, the running back from the University of Oregon. I like him, but I am unconvinced by the wisdom of this selection. Prove me wrong, J-Stew.

NFL Commissioner/Sheriff Roger Goodell just committed the cardinal Oregon sin of pronouncing the Beaver State as "Or-A-Gone". For those unaware, the correct pronunciation of my state, land of the setting sun, is "Orygun."

Monday, April 21, 2008

"Cuff and Link" hope for a surprise!

an engineer's guide to cats

Rich, do you still have those cats?

and if you have about 7 minutes to kill check this out. I think even those who aren't wild about cats will enjoy it (assuming all of you haven't seen it yet)




SEP

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

LinkedIn?

I've had the interesting experience of talking to two recruiters in two days; they both asked if I had a LinkedIn profile, which I do. Nothing huge came of the conversations, I don't think, but they were enjoyable.

It'd be great to get everyone in the group on here; it's like Facebook, but job-related. Signing up isn't hard, either.

Hope everyone's having a good day out there.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

From the "You just can't make this stuff up" file.....

It doesn't even qualify for a darwin award, but i feel like somehow it should get some kind of honorable mention...

DEEPWATER, Mo. -- Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

Henry County sheriff's deputies said the woman was hit by the second of two shots fired by her husband.
Long was given CPR by neighbors and family until medics arrived, police said. She was transported by air ambulance, but was pronounced dead at the hospital just after 6 p.m.

Sheriff's department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor.

"Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges," Hills said.

On Tuesday morning, Henry County Prosecuting Attorney Richard M. Shields said he has yet to receive the case from the sheriff's department.

Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long's death until the sheriff's department completes its investigation.

Neighbor Mark Lassince said he believed it was a tragic accident.

He was taking a shower when the woman’s son knocked on his door and told him that his mother had been shot. Lassince went to try to help, but Patsy Long was already dead, he said.

Lassince described Patsy Long as a good person who always took care of her family.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tournament Time!


I have took the liberty of setting up a league for Yahoo's annual College Basketball Tournament Pick'em. To join this group click on this link and sign in with group ID:Taylor Group, and the password:taylorgroup.

Note: Some of you will have to sign up for a Yahoo account before you can join the group.

The ID # is 150871

Monday, March 10, 2008

Six Degrees to Sir Francis Bacon


Heartbreaking. I thought this guy was going all the way to the White House. Unfortunately, he did not wait to get there before cheating on his wife.

The CNN writers show their age with this tidbit about the man and his days as attorney general of New York...

"Tabloids labeled him 'Elliot Ness' after the hero in the crime drama 'The Untouchables,' because of his reputation for rooting out corruption..."

CNN also reports that many people see Barack Obama as the next John F. Kennedy. No, not the former president but the character played by Martin Sheen in the 1983 miniseries entitled "Kennedy." Interestingly, Elliot Ness (Kevin Kostner) later starred as Jim Garrison in the movie 'JFK' and as Kenny O'Donnell, Kennedy's campaign manager and top aide in the movie '13 Days'. 

Freaky isn't it. 

Friday, March 7, 2008

Larry David


Larry David, the mastermind behind George Costanza and Curb Your Enthusiasm, has wrote an insightful piece on Hillary's "Red Phone" ad.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

An intemperate and unwise blast at the Buckeye State

Hi, Ohio:

So I see you've decided to vote for Clinton. Bully for you. I see you've decided to lap up all the politicians pandering to you on NAFTA. I've got a little to say about it:

Those manufacturing jobs? NOT YOUR JOBS. They're just jobs, not Ohio's jobs, not America's jobs, just jobs. Every single freakin' one of us not involved in immediate hands-on occupations (ER surgeon, plumber, hairdresser, etc.) has to compete for our positions on a global basis. It's not changing back to the good ol' days, where wages were high and so was job security. Sorry. I wish it were so.

Stand up, Ohio, and look at yourself. You have a large and well-educated population. You're relatively wealthy and have two great American metropolises. You have two three high-powered universities that can compete on a global basis. It's not so bad -- you're not Mississippi.

Quit whinging about NAFTA and get to work building your own future.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

And one from the political coverage...

I think Apple is missing a huge marketing opportunity here, I mean, as I watch CNN (good thesis-writing background noise), the screens are basically what the iPhone uses. Can't you see it, Super-Jumbo sized iPhones positioned around the studio, and then when they are done with the coverage they can push the home button, open the SMS feature, and send huge harassing text messages to KO (ok, that part was for me). Seriously though, if you watch the anchors they even use the drag apart zoom, Apple, get on the ball here!

Signs of the Apocalypse?

No, sorry all, this isnt a political entry.

We've seen the first 2 signs, right? I mean, the Patriots lose the superbowl and now Brett Favre actually retires, so whats the next sign we'll see that the world (the football world, no politics here) is imploding? For my amusement I think it would be if Brady Quinn ever puts on a helmet other than to free his right hand to write on the clipboard in his left hand... but thats just me. What do you think?

Monday, March 3, 2008

When will this thing be over?

Put your Texas-Ohio predictions in the comments.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Now here is a true patriot wearing his lapel pin....



All joking aside, this patriot argument against Barack Obama is absolutely insane. Almost more insane than my mom telling me he is a Muslim and how he didn't hold is hand over his heart during the pledge of allegiance.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Obama for Heisman



He should do this IF he wins Ohio and Texas!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Literature sentence of the week

From "Palladium-Catalyzed Methylation of Aryl C-H Bond by Using Peroxides", Zhang et al., JACS, ASAP. (doi: 10.1021/ja0775063)

"Ru and Rh complexes are the hors d'oeuvres of effective catalysts which have succeeded in performing carbo-functionalization of aryl C-H bonds by reacting with olefins or aryl organometallic reagents."

Even taking into account both the literal and common meaning of "hors d'oeuvres", I don't get it. Anyone else understand this?

Sunday, February 17, 2008

DAM!

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.
SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted.

The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2008.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

David L. Price

District Representative and Water Management Division.





Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:

Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. Price, Your certified letter dated 11/25/07 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run,Pennsylvania .

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris."

I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.



My first dam question to you is:

(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or

(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2008? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

THANK YOU,

RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Brady Quinn is sensitive towards gays...


If there was ever a case of the pot calling the kettle black...




http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/02/brady_quinn_part_of_rowdy_grou.html

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Two Super Days...

Everyone has been waiting for me to chime in so I waited for last nights results. I was hoping for a more decisive victory but there is still "hope." But I guess it is time to donate...Yes, We Can!

Consider looking at the following blog to see how even Giant fans view Eli (http://www.bakaraptor.com/EliManning/index.php)
A detailed look at every Giant game this year. A great quote from the site..."The Giants won! As a Giants fan, I could not be happier. Eli still sucks, but since the Giants won the Super Bowl, I'll give Eli a break and quit blogging about him."